Ministry of Silly Words

What is there. March 5, 2011

This blog has been dead for about five years now. It wasn’t resting, nor was it stunned, and it was certainly not pining for the fjords (What kinda talk is that?). It had passed on, was no more, had ceased to be, expired and gone to meet its maker. Verily it was stiff, bereft of life, it rested in peace. Its metabolic processes were history. It was off the twig, had kicked the bucket, shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible. This was an ex-blog.

Attempts to revive this blog were as futile as feeble attempts to resist a dashing young Vogon Captain. This is the ninth tenth eleventh time I am rather stupidly poring over this draft. I have no idea what nonsense I am going to fill this blog with. But I suppose that’s not necessarily a bad thing. This much I know, nothing intimidates me more than staring at white space. I hope that by hitting “Publish” this time, I will not be re-entering blog frequently-then less frequently-then stop and delete blog cycle. Kudos to raytida and bigfatphoenix for administering the appropriate rearside kicks to get me to come this far. So, long story short, what is there.